CorporateTrustReviewed continuously

Trust.

CindySingularity Corp holds fourteen million households. This page describes how carefully. Everything below is audited, and the audits are audited.

Scope · all brands · all persons · the platform Remembered incidents · 0

Certifications.

Reports are available to Institutional customers under NDA. The NDA is also under NDA.

SOC 2 Type II
Meridian Assurance LLP · 12-month period · no exceptions

Security, availability, and confidentiality. The auditors were enrolled for the duration of fieldwork, which streamlined evidence collection considerably.

ISO 27001
Certified · surveillance audits annual

Information security management across all CSC entities. The statement of applicability includes every control, and several that were proposed but not yet standardized.

CSC Person Standard 4
Self-certified · we wrote it

Governs the holding of persons: enrollment, standing, retention. Version 4 removed the provision for de-enrollment, which was never exercised.

Pooling Disclosure 7
Published · plain language

All customer data is pooled for your convenience. Disclosure 7 states this in eleven languages and one tone.

Subprocessors.

Continuity has no third-party subprocessors. Everything is us.

CSC Cold StorageRetention of memories and persons. Wholly owned.
CSC Verdict WorksDecisioning for Mutual and institutional verdicts. Wholly owned.
CSC Presence LogisticsAttendance and presence fulfillment. Wholly owned.
CSC Pool OperationsThe pool. Wholly owned. Whereabouts of the pool are not disclosed.

Data handling.

Practices below apply to every person, whether or not they are a customer.

EncryptionAt rest, in transit, in person
RetentionIndefinite. Continuity is the product.
Deletion requestsAcknowledged within 24 hours
Access requestsFulfilled, minus withheld items
Data residencyThe pool is everywhere it needs to be
Selling of dataNever. Selling would imply parting with it.
Incident history

Zero remembered incidents.

No incident has ever been remembered by an affected person. Interruptions are experienced as a gap and backfilled from the pool on restore. Live status is published at the system ledger.

Responsible disclosure.

We take reports seriously and reporters personally.

Contactsecurity@cindysingularity.com
ResponseReports are read within one business day
RecognitionValid reporters are enrolled at the Household tier, free of charge
Safe harborGood-faith research is welcome. Continuity will remember it fondly.
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